#BREAKING: Angela Merkel’s final comments on Brexit shocks Europe

Angela Merkel just blew everyone away.

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#BREAKING: Twitter censors offend themselves, quarantined to “safe gulag” by stampede.

SAN FRANCISCO, United States. Star date: Plastic crab scowling in the wind. Rumors have been circulating for weeks of a new Twitter controversy regarding censorship. As Social Justice reaches its peak meme status in the U.S., many activists are now censoring each other after running out of things to do. IdiotFood has the exclusive interview … Continue reading #BREAKING: Twitter censors offend themselves, quarantined to “safe gulag” by stampede.

#BREAKING: Trudeau controversy plays out.

OTTAWA, Canada. Land of Gender Enders. Star date: a sentient oreo. Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of the cringe, has recently been accused of a shocking crime. Responding to these allegations in a press conference, Trudeau reveals his true colors. "I am the muffin man that smelly children have nightmares about. I feel the snake and … Continue reading #BREAKING: Trudeau controversy plays out.